and you said cock pushups were impossible
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize
