i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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