I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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