a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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