do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She bit a glass in half.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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