i just wanna soil my oats bro
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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