Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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