Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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