At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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