Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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