i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
