i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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