We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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