I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize