white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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