Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
