Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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