and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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