My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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