The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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