clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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