at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you had me at cake vodka
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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