I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
