I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
You don't make any sense
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