I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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