I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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