Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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