i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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