I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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