if you like me you must not know who I am
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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