it wasn't lemon gatorade
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We need to rekindle our bromance
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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