Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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