Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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