i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
false alarm. still invincible.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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