We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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