BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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