im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
well you can't waste a boner
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
