omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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