I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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