READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Randomize
