Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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