smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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