The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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