It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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