at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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