2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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