Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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