why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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