If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Randomize
