dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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