so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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