my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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