I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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