you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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