hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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