I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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